Police Academy (1984) - User Reviews

"Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do! We do. Who leaves Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do! We do.
Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star? We do! We do. Who robs cave fish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night? We do! We do."

- The Secret Order Of The Stone Cutter's Song

This confirms it. Some otherworldly force has helped a talentless hack become famous. Not once but several times and what clandestine cult gave the green light for all of these films to be made in the first place?

Would it scare you to know that there's even another one possibly coming out in 2006? Enough said. Slapstick cop humor should have stopped with the more recent Super Troopers.

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