I Always Wanted to be a Gangster (2007)

The film opens with an inept crook (Baer) trying to don his stocking mask and rob a run-down roadside cafeteria - goodness knows what he thinks he can steal. The waitress (Mouglalis) isn't very impressed, totally ignoring his imaginary gun. The second strand of this multi-storied comedy features two bumbling kidnappers who pick entirely the wrong victim and end up giving her a home. Rival rockers meet in the third tale and in the fourth and final segment French treasures Jean Rochefort, Laurent Terzieff and Venantino Venantini feature as ex-gangsters recalling their heyday.